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Top Ten Lists
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ten things the guys would say on a night alone with a girl.
10. "Wanna take a shower with me? It's been a week
since I last took one." ¤ Chris
9. "It's not my fault we ran out of gas right in front of
this Motel 6. I swear I don't know these three girls and I never
told them to meet me here." ¤ Joey
8. "Are you crazy? We can't do it in here. This is a Mercedes."
¤ Justin
7. "Did I ever tell you I'm from the south and I like to
visit there frequently *wink wink, nudge nudge*?" ¤ Lance
6. "I sleep with stuffed animals. Here's Pluto and here's
Mickey and -- what did you say your name was...Minnie?" ¤
J.C.
5. "If you had Christmas on one thigh and Easter on the
other, could I visit between holidays?" ¤ Joey
4. "My hair can be used for many things. Here, let me show
you." ¤ Chris
3. "Of course I'm a virgin. I'm only 18 -- HA HA HA HA HA
HA!!!" ¤ Justin
2. "Yeah, we got to be really close friends as the years
passed. We're like a tag team." ¤ J.C. + Justin
1. "I swear there was some horseback riding place here...oh
well. I guess we'll just have to ride something else." (Ride
it, ride it, ride it...) ¤ Lance
Huge thanks to JoAnn from Pennsylvania for this list! *hugz*
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ten fun things to do that will get you thrown out of an *nsync
concert.
10. Bring a 40 oz. and down it all so that you don't
"feel the pain" of *NSync "tearin' up your
heart."
9. Chant, "Yes, yes, yes, here we go! Menudo's got the
flow!"
8. When backstage, say, "So, Chris, Joey, Lance -- you must
be pretty glad you weren't on that dumb, played out MMC show,
huh?"
7. Scream in excrutiating pain, yelling over and over, "Oh,
my God, oh, my God, I think I'm having an org!"
6. Scream from the front row, "Dammit, Joey, where the hell
are my child support payments?"
5. Whip a bottle of water at Justin's face and see how fast you,
your friends and the entire front row gets removed from there!
Never mind the bodyguards -- the whole damn stadium would beat
your ass!
4. Say to the guys, "So, Nick, Brian, Howie, A.J.,
and...wait a minute, you're not the BsB! Whoops! I'm dreadfully
sorry. I seemed to have mistaken you for these five other guys
from Orlando who sing and made their debut in Europe! My
mistake."
3. Find out where Justin parked his Benz and pee on it.
2. Run up to a security guard, slap him and say, "You
bastard, why do you have to be so damn fat? Youre in my
way!!!"
1. Stand up on your chair, lift up your shirt above your head and
introduce your "two best friends," "Jane and
Jill" to *nsync and ten thousand other people.
I'd like to give a huge thanks to Jen and Adam for helping me out with this list. You rock!
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ten things you should never
say to *nsync.
10. "Oh My God!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! I WANT
TO HAVE YOUR BABY!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?" (And just watch
those boys run like little mice...)
9. "So Joey, I hear you're from Brooklyn...are you really
the Godfather of the Mob scene over there?" (Can anyone say
"Good Fellas?")
8. "So...what kind of shampoo do you use, Chris?"
(Whoops, I forgot...he doesn't use shampoo.)
7. "Say Lance, I know your horse died, but I can help heal
you -- so you wanna ride me?"
6. "Hey Justin, J.C., can you sing the entire Mickey Mouse
Club theme song for me? THAT SONG ROCKS!!!"
5. "Hey, J.C. -- pull my finger." (Uuhhh... okay.)
4. "...So in order for me to feel safe, I have to use the
over-nighties with the wings. Because if I don't, a red river
will run through my bed."
3. "Can I be your back-up dancer? I memorized all the dance
moves from Vanilla Ice's cool music videos and his blockbuster
movie!"
2. "I have to pee-pee really bad!" (Real attractive.)
1. "How big are you guys anyway?" (I was talking about
their shoe sizes...what kind of dirty minds do you people have?!
You should be ashamed of yourselves!)
Thanks to Julie from Brooklyn, NY for writing this list!
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ten sleaziest pick-up lines you will never hear from *nsync.
10. "My hair glows in the dark... wanna go up to my
hotel room and see for yourself?" ¤ Justin
9. "Ride it, ride it, ride it...giddy up, giddy up. And I'm
not talking about horses, if you know what I mean..." ¤
Lance
8. "You're only 16? Damn. Too bad we're not in Kentucky
right now." ¤ Chris
7. "Are those real?" ¤ Joey
6. "Go ahead and run your fingers through my hair -- oh
wait, forget about it. I haven't showered in a week." ¤
Chris
5. "Sorry about the pregnancy. I'll be more careful this
time." ¤ Joey
4. "Lick me." ¤ J.C. (Where the heck did that come
from? It's so hard to think of lines for that squeaky clean
fella.)
3. "Veronica who?" ¤ Justin
2. "Yup, that's right -- I do bring my video camera
everywhere. And I have all the tapes to prove it... here's Bambi,
here's Donna, here's Cindy... wanna be the next in my
collection?" ¤ Joey
1. "Aw, come on -- it's not like you always get the chance
to spank an albino." ¤ Lance
This is the only list that was written entirely by Lenina. We're both sort of lazy about these things. They really rack your brain, you know.
Hey, hey, hey! *ndecent's first BsB top ten list. Thanks so much to CAT5454 and TimberSuga for writing it.
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ten things you can't help but notice while watching *n the mix.
10. When Joey is talking about how one of the
choreographers taught them pop-locking dance moves, his elbow
does a little pop-locking thing itself.
9. Chris' "crazy" habits. Spinning records and
chillin', now THOSE are crazy!
8. The screaming Lance Girl. If she screams, "I love
Lance!" one more time, my hands are gonna be around her neck
faster than she can yell, "Help, Lance!"
7. Will someone please tell me the point of dressing like a whore
at a concert? What exactly do you think the guys are gonna do? Go
up to you and say, "Take me!"?
6. In the interview portion of the Disney part, when it is
Lance's turn, what do you see staring you in the face? That's
right, a horse's ass! How many of you were waiting for the horse
to take one big dump on camera?
5. Hey, J.C., can use your hands any more when you talk?!
4. What was up with Joey's belt during the first performance when
they were in the black pants and white shirts? Did he just get
off the toilet, or is it me?
3. Now, to me Chris looks like he is in pain when they were
performing. I don't know, maybe the fact that he is inching
towards the big 3-0 is slowly getting to him.
2. How many shades of blonde was Justin's hair? Just decide on
one color and keep it there!
1. The girl who said "Tearin' Up THE Heart." If the
song means so freakin' much to you, you can at least get the name
right!
This list was also sent in by CAT5454 and TimberSuga. Thanks a bunch, chicas!
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ten signs of life after the mickey mouse club.
10. You realize that cancellation of the lamest show
ever is NOT the end of your "career."
9. Every time you hear the MMC theme song, you run screaming in
the other direction.
8. The tabloids are still romantically linking you to other
ex-members.
7. You're not afraid of mice anymore, they just piss you off.
6. You still refer to Fridays as "Hall-of-Fame" day.
5. After extensive therapy, you can bring yourself to look at
Disney characters.
4. You go on become famous in the pop music/acting world.
3. You burn almost all humiliating pictures of dumb stuff you did
on the show...only to have several of the ones you missed
circulate the internet for the next several years.
2. After intense, painful and repeated plastic surgery, the
permanent smile is finally removed from your face.
1. When you become famous for cooler stuff, you can look back on
MMC and call it "one of the greatest experiences" of
your life. But everyone knows you're lying.
This list (and many, many more!) are from Courtney. Don't worry, hun, I'm still not sick of seeing your addy in my inbox. ;o)
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ten tentative song titles for *nsync's new album.
10. "We Have No Time (For Girlfriends or Social
Lives)" (TransCon's mantra set to song)
9. Insert song with "Crazy" in the title here.
8. "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" (J-Dawg Beat Box
re-mix)
7. "Unbelievably Larger Than Life" (A tribute to the
fans)
6. "Jazz Versions" (arranged by J.C. Chasez)
5. Insert song with "Crazy" in the title here.
4. "The Lance Song: 'Cause He's From Mississippi"
(featuring Brooks & Dunn)
3. Insert song with "Crazy" in the title here.
2. "I Still Really, Really Want You Back A Lot"
1. "Giddy Up II: Just Keep On Riding"
Good heavens! Amy wrote a top ten list all by herself! *beaming with pride* Who knows, maybe in another, say, four months, I can come up with another.
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ten things *nsync would say if they ever visited *ndecent.
10. "What da hell dey be talkin' 'bout? I ain't be
actin' black yo! Boo ya!" ¤ Justin
9. "I don't always say where I'm from
and...*gasp*...*sniffle* they *hiccup, sob* made fun of Toby!
*bawl* They just made fun of me 'cause I'm from Mississippi.
*sniffle* I think I need a hankie." ¤ Lance
8. "Hey, this girl is funny! I could use some of this stuff
when I quit the group and perfom on Def Comedy Jam." ¤
Chris
7. "I'm hungry." ¤ Joey
6. "Hmm, I like this website. Amy calls me squeaky-clean!
Boy, I'm glad I'm not Lance right now." ¤ J.C.
5. "Dis Amy girl be whack, yo! She doesn't dig me? I be the
crunkest boooy wit da phatest ride!" ¤ Justin
4. "I wish Lenina was still here...she liked me. She even
adopted my spleen. *sigh* Oh well, maybe Amy can give me some
makeup advice." ;o) ¤ Lance
3. "I liiiike the webmaster. Very articulate as well as
amusing. I think I'm in love. Perhaps I should e-mail her."
*hint hint* ¤ J.C.
2. "What does she mean I'm not funny? I am so very funny
that it's like not even funny! I mean, yes, it is funny! Justin,
am I funny?" (Justin is unavailable for comment...he is
playing b-ball while waiting for the wax to dry on the
Benzinater.) ¤ Chris
1. "Hey! Why am I the only one with an unfinished
bio?!" ¤ Joey
Thanks to Courtney again for helping me come up with some things for this list.
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ten questions to ask the guys if you met them.
10. "Hey, Chris...what do you think about the fact
that you are old enough to be a father to some of your
fans?"
9. "Justin, if you're so hot and popular, how come you're
'single and ready to mingle?'"
8. "Hey, J.C., how do you feel about being the lead singer
of the group? If you guys had to rename *nsync, would you call it
J.C. Chasez and the Other Four Guys That Don't Sing Much?"
7. "Lance, when you have you noticed your striking
resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres? Is so, does the situation make
you physically ill?"
6. "Joey, I gotta ask you a question: What would you do if a
girl actually liked you after you hit on her?"
5. "Justin, what would you do if Chris's dog left you a
present in your Benz?"
4. "Chris, how long has it been since you last washed your
hair? This is for posterity, so please, be honest."
3. "I was just wondering, is it your secret lifelong
ambition to be a composer, J.C.? Because I've been watching your
live "I Drive Myself Crazy" performances and your
freakish arm gestures are sort of weirding me out."
2. "Hey, Lance, I just have to come out and ask you: Are you
gay? If no, then just explain your attraction to Topanga
instead."
1. "Joey, when you guys were in Europe and Lance looked even
more like a girl than he does now, did you ever feed him one of
your pick-up lines by accident?"